Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
