Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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