I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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