i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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