Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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