Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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