I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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