no. you can't hotbox the world.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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