What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
