Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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