it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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