I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
