would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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