He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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