There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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