Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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