a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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