i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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