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Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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