dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
They are going to name an STD after you.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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