Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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