"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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