Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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