Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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