When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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