I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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