no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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