Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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