belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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