My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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