yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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