I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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