i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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