just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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