i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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