With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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