I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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