Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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