we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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