the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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