Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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