Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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