I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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