were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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