just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
How's work?
Spinning.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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