ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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