Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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