I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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