i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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