if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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