Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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