when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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